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July 30

I love the Discworld

Now that DWCon is getting tangibly closer, how about that Discworld filk of boom-de-ah-da for a massive choir the Scone and Jam*?

By its very nature, it lends itself perfectly to a communal effort, in case no-one feels up to writing all of it.

* Actually, it would be amazingly neat if there was one written, and set to scroll karaoke-like across large screens, during the opening or closing ceremony, but no doubt the skull ring has planned those already.

July 29

Smallville - Disciple


That was pretty good. The Dark Archer is a cool villain; basically Merlyn from the comics (complete with a name out of Arthurian myth). I've commented before that Green Arrow is Smallville's Batman, and the idea of Ollie learning his skills from a shadowy organisation of vigilantes, before abandoning them when he learnt they were killers, is reminiscent of Bruce joining Ra's Al Ghul's League of Shadows in Batman Begins. And in the comics, after training Ollie, Merlyn joined ... Ra's Al Ghul's League of Assassins. It all fits together!

Cool to see more of Mia, and Clark and Lois as a couple. It's unfortunate that the writers, even when they have everyone point out that Oliver and Lois broke up years ago, still have Ollie looking mopey about the OTP. What happened to Dinah again?

The Chloe subplot is getting interesting. Her theme this season seems to be that she does things the heroes won't do, for their own good. Which presumably will lead to a story where she goes too far (yes, even further than hiring a criminal to shake Oliver up a bit) and they have to stop her. It's a bit odd for someone who spent the last season reminding Clark that the Blur stood for something, but there you go. At least it's a consistent theme within this season.

Because ... do you remember what I said last season, about how it felt like there were two groups of writers, pulling in opposite directions? Well, we're getting it again - Clark's decision to make friends with Zod and not force a confrontation turns out to last less than an episode. Was it just for the sake of the (admittedly cool) "Kneel ... before Kal-El!" moment?

And what happened to the glasses?

ABBA

There's a pop group from Sweden you hear all the time.
It's a shame that Bjorn, Agnetha, Anni-Frid and Benny,
Through all of their hits, which were varied and many,
Have never, I think, used this pattern of rhyme.

July 28

Giant Databases - and Burqas

One could suggest that my attitude to big – or rather, huge - databases of personal information is a bit schizophrenic. In fact, I suggested it to myself, and came up with a justification which satisfies me at the moment. Others may, of course, differ, and I would be glad to hear other opinions.

On the one hand, we know that Google, Amazon, Facebook and their peers are gathering as much information as they can about us, with the aim of cross correlating it all and passing on knowledge about our preferences to those enemies of mankind, advertisers. And I have been quite relaxed about that. Firstly, I see it as inevitable, and therefore there is little point in wasting effort in a struggle which we cannot win. There simply is not enough popular will to fight the commercial pressures of these advertisers. But also, there is some truth in the claims by these companies that their targeted advertising is beneficial. If well targeted, and the ads are, as on Google, reasonably unobtrusive, there is actually a win-win situation here. The advertisers pay for a service which I get to use for free. This has been true for commercial television (and radio before it) for decades. But the computer-based targeting of the ads means they are much more appropriate to me, unlike ads on TV which are generally very crudely targeted. Which is better both for me and for the advertisers – increasing their willingness to pay for the service I use. I am not totally relaxed about it – there are dangers which I will come back to – but on balance I find the benefits outweigh the dangers, especially if we note and take precautions against the dangers.

On the other hand, I have been vociferous in my opposition to the last government's (thankfully deceased) plans for a National ID Card and the associated intention to provide a unique index to hundreds of government, and other databases – with the possibility, one day, of merging them. Some of my objections have been at the nerdy level – the system would never have worked as designed, and it was a blank cheque for the taxpayer to be ripped off by IT snake oil salesmen. And some of it was about the number of people who, precisely because of the huge variety of data held on the system, would have access to and would be able to leak it. And also the threats to civil liberties represented by the system in the hands of potentially repressive future government. But I also have a much more visceral, emotional dislike of the database. This emotional dislike prompted me to look closely at the whole scheme, and drove me to discover significant numbers of very real problems with the system. The problems were always there and always real and huge, but I would not have been prompted to look at them without my emotional distaste for the system.

So why the difference in my responses to the two systems? They are both accumulations of huge amounts of data about me. Some of that I gave intentionally, some unintentionally. One might expect that I would be happier with the government database, over which I might theoretically have some control through my elected representatives (though theoretically pigs might fly with suitable rocket assistance). Much better, surely, than the Big Corporations, based in foreign countries, over which I have effectively no control?

Part of it is the content. Google and Co. are collecting data which is, item by item, probably innocuous. Even if they collect more than they are now – perhaps getting positional information from my mobile phone and purchase records from my credit card – no single piece of information is that worrying. The phone company needs to know where I am, the bank needs to pay my charges: this is information I have given voluntarily (even if, in the case of some people, it is unwittingly). It is in the correlation that danger arises. Tracking my position maps my movements, my pattern of purchases may tell tales about me. And correlating those against others may tell about who I meet ans so on. Whereas the government database may have single facts I don't want to get out – my medical and police records, for example. But, important though this is, it is the source of a logical fear rather than my emotional dislike.

The solution I have come up with is that what matters is the reader of the database. The “reader” of Google's database is (or should be) only Google's computers, trying to correlate all the data it has about me with that which it has about other people. The simplest example is Amazon's “people who bought this also bought...” - but the technique can be taken far, far further. And all the big Net companies are labouring furiously to do so, which is the cause of much fear in some people. But not in me, because I trust computers. Not to be fair, honest, or truthful. But I trust them not to think, and not to make judgements.

By contrast, the ID Card complex of databases is designed to be read by humans. There may be sundry automated searching and correlating mechanisms, but they are designed at the end of the day to spit out information for humans to read. And humans think – and humans judge. And humans are prone to all sorts of misjudgements. They can be hasty, they can be over-influenced by single items, they can have value systems totally different from mine.

To take an example, supposing I accidentally stray onto a truly loathsome website, the fact that I have done so will, in all probability, stick in the mind of a human reading my web log. To those searching professionally for the purveyors of nastiness, this will lodge in minds trained to think the worst. But for a computer correlating my tastes against those of others, it will be the tiniest datum. It will be correlated with the hundreds of other sites I see, and compared with the patterns of other users, and no match will be made if I only visit the once.

And looking at the other side – supposing I do have unconventional tastes. The software will blindly match my pattern of web access (and, in the larger databases, purchases and visits to geographic locations) to those of other people with similar tastes – and offer me things they like. It won't judge me. It won't say, or even think, that I am a loathsome person for having such tastes – because, as a computer, it cannot think. If, given a large enough database, it discovers I have certain tastes, it will blindly serve those tastes, to my benefit. And the larger the database it has, the more likely its blind pattern matching is to find what I really like, even if I don't realise it myself, and deliver adverts for or pointers to that thing.

Now let us turn to the other database. It delivers from its digital guts facts about me – to people. Let us forget about the possibility of faulty data (huge though that possibility is). Somebody knows something about me. A relationship has been established between us. But it is without my will, without my knowledge, and it is a strictly one-way relationship – they (I even have to use the false plural, because I don't even know his/her gender) know about me, but I don't even know they exist.

And, as I have mentioned in many other contexts, humans are above all a social animal – Homo Socialis. We define ourselves to a large extent by our relationships. And we like to control those relationships. When we meet someone, we want the opportunity to show our best side. And to respond to their reaction to us – to tune our behaviour to make us look as good as possible in their eyes. We all want to be liked. If we can be looked up to and admired, so much the better. It is a game we play, whether consciously or not, every time we meet someone. We tweak and tune our behaviour so they get the best view of us. Of course, most (but not all) of us are still fundamentally honest – we present a truthful view of ourselves, but one tuned to put us in the best possible social light. After all, you can always drop your standards later if you have over-stated your case, but it is much harder to pull up when someone has seen an unflattering side of you.

And yet this person you don't know – or rather, these people, of names, ages, sexes, and attitudes unknown to you, have got the drop on you. They know things about you, and you know nothing about them. It doesn't have to be important things they know, though it is worse if they are. But they have robbed you of your right – and I thing we do emotionally see it as a right – to present your best side, to respond to their implicit (or explicit) criticisms, and to make the same judgements of them as they are of you. You have been sent into the jousting field of social relationships naked, shackled and blind. And you (or at least I) really don't like it.

This rather clearly informs where the line should be drawn by the big data gatherers. Where people get their hands on identifiable data. As long as it remains in the purview of the computer alone, it doesn't matter. If its correlations show that I like, for example, something called “blue cheese”, that doesn't matter. The computer doesn't know what blue cheese is – even though it could probably list hundreds of different brands of it. It can offer me blue cheese related websites, send me blue cheese newsletters – I will probably like them. It also do it for other people, as long as identity is kept out: if it tells some medical researcher that a taste for blue cheese correlates with early deafness, it will probably be to my benefit. But let it come before the eyes of human who can correlate my tastes with me – even me as a de-identified database id – and a line has been stepped over. A blue cheese hater might think the worse of this unknown person who can consume, even search out, the devil's food. And, even if they never find out who I am, by having an image in their mind of me they had put the first toe on the slippery slope. Which does not happen with the brainless computer.

Which leads to another thought on an apparently totally unrelated subject, the burqa (and the niqab), the face covering robes worn by a small minority of Muslim women. The response to these robes seems to partake of the same visceral loathing as my response to the government databases. I think this is for the same reason.

I should make one point clear. These robes are often associated with a cruel and controlling dominance of women by the men of their community. Such control is unacceptable to our society, and the women should be supported in every way possible to break that control and live their own lives. But the burqa is a symptom of such control, not a cause of it. It is the control which is to be fought. If the women were free to make their own choices, they could remove the offending garments – assuming they wanted to. But it is clear that there are at least a few women for whom the burqa is their own choice. These women leave many of the opponents of the garb squirming uncomfortably. On the one hand, if they are wearing them of their own choice, our very desire that they should make their own choices says that they should be as free to wear the burqa as they are not to. On the other hand, the visceral dislike is still there. Opponents are left mumbling that it is still symbolic of that oppression even if the oppression is still there.

I suggest that it is much simpler: the face-covering, emotion-hiding burqa gives the hooded woman something of the same “unfair” advantage held by the hidden reader of our digital records. They can see our response to them, they can “read” our faces, but we cannot do the same to them. And that subliminally violates our feelings of fairness. And precisely because it is subliminal, unanalysed, it is difficult to put into a logical context.

Make no mistake, I abhor the oppression of women in certain Muslim cultures, and agree that it should be ended, But fighting the burqa is fighting the symptom not the disease, and is a distraction from the real fight.

Sigh.

Houdini strikes again.

Houdini.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised; he's been opening cupboards and doors since he was a few months old. I just hope he doesn't rip out the stitches...

July 27

Sherlock - A Study In Pink

I enjoyed that.

Yes, it was slightly less faithful an adaptation than some episodes of Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century[1], but it had Holmes and Watson meeting, and "RACHE", and the bit with the two pills. In fact, really, the only bit that's not the same is the actual motive. Oh, and "RACHE" actually means something, and wasn't added by the murderer to confuse everyone.

The updating was cleverly done; Sherlock has given up smoking because it's impossible to do it anywhere (I laughed out loud at "a three patch problem"), and his deductions based on Watson's pocket watch (from The Sign of Four) are transferred to a mobile phone. The floaty text that shows Sherlock's mind at work is brilliant. And I liked John's encounter with a sinister figure who is watching Holmes, and the subsequent revelation of who he was. Hopefully, we'll see more of him.

Looking forward to next week's. Oh, and the bit where everyone assumes John and Sherlock are a couple was cute for a while, but if it's a running gag I'll get tired of it very quickly.

[1]Not, however, the 22nd C versions of Hound and "The Sussex Vampire", which retain nothing except that it's not really anything supernatural.

July 27, 2010 @ 18:25

Skirt is almost finished apart from zigzagging the seams. There's nothing I can do about the puckered back seam apart from unpick it, and if I do that I run the risk of making holes in the crepe material (and it will probably pucker again when I sew it back up...)

Never mind, it's a back seam, and anyone who hasn't got better things than the back of my skirt to look at needs to get out more. Plus, in a room full of ladies in corsets and people in costume, I doubt anyone will even be looking at me from the front, let alone the back.

Parcel scam?

Here's a little scenario:

You're at your desk in the office, quite newly employed. Your phone rings. It's the reception, who've got a call that's meant for you, and are passing it on.

"Hello?" you say. "This is [name], how can I help you?"

"Hello," the other person say, and introduces himself as [generic name] and 'Universal Deliveries', or some other authentic-sounding company. "We have a parcel for you that needs to be signed, so I'm calling to check when you are available."


If you ask who sent the parcel, you'll be given a big name, like Microsoft or Google. If you say you aren't expecting anything, the guy says it might be promotional material or something, claiming he's heard they've got a marketing drive aimed at software people.

The person calling is "just a lowly delivery guy", and the company has a new policy that requires everything to be signed for, so he's only following orders and his company's policy. If you say you don't have the mandate to sign for it, he'll ask for a name of a manager who can.

But if you suggest they bring it to reception or 'Goods In', they insist it needs to be signed by the recipient.

I suspect this is one of those scams where they get a signature on a delivery for an empty box, and use that to send the company you work for an invoice of delivery charges or something.

I got a call like this at the last place I worked, when I'd been there for a couple of months, and I got one here, today. I can't imagine they're picking me, specifically, since I've never signed for un-ordered deliveries, so I think it's more likely they're just scraping LinkedIn, picking people who are fresh in a new position.

warehouse clearance at Play

Of potential interest to my flist:

First season boxset of Life on Mars is on clearance at Play for 7 pounds.

Dollhouse L10

Eleventh Doctor action figure L7

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July 25

Sherlock

As soon as I saw the name Stephen Moffat on the opening credits, I knew it would be good. And I was right. Sherlock's got just the right sort of lunacy, and Watson is a perfect source of mixed bafflement and enthusiasm. There's lovely bits of dialogical non-sequiter that actually make perfect sense, and I've never seen Jeremy Brett be that funny as the World's Greatest Private Investigator. And the out-of-scene devices to let you know just what's going on (the map, the texts) are are beautifully done.

Holmes pickpockets LeStrade when he's being annoying! :D

interim July book log part 2

The plan *was* to have a few posts today titled "book review", but apparently the last week has taken it out of me somewhat, as I seem to have done very little today but read blogs and then read a book. So instead there is a list of what I've been reading over the last week in spite of my body reminding me in sundry ways that I am middle-aged.

42) Isaac Asimov -- A Whiff of Death
A university chemistry lecturer finds one of his PhD students dead in the lab. At first glance it looks like an unfortunate accident with a bottle of cyanide, but it's clear to Lou Brade that his student was murdered -- and that he's the one who had the best opportunity to do it. Lou has a strong motive to find the killer before the police fix on *him* as the prime suspect, but to do so he has to navigate the office politics that could be just as deadly to his career as an outright accusation of murder.

Published in 1958, this is now a period piece and very much of its time in its social attitudes. But it's still a good read, both in spite and because of that, nicely dissecting the ruthlessness of the academic life. Asimov constructed his story well, and while the habits of chemists and their materials are an essential part of the plot and the story is permeated with chemistry, you don't need to know any chemistry yourself to follow the story or to work out whodunnit.
LibraryThing entry

43) John Barrowman -- Anything Goes
The first volume of Barrowman's autobiography, which I bought not so much for fangirl reasons but because I learnt from David Niven's work that well-written actor's memoirs can be entertaining even if you know nothing about the actor at the time. I've been reading this on and off over the last few months, and while it's not to the same level as some memoirs, it's an entertaining read. Barrowman comes over as being possessed of both an enormous ego and great generosity of spirit -- and as being much more solidly grounded in reality than many celebrities.
LibraryThing entry

44) Alexi Panshin -- Star Well
This is one of my comfort reads, and I started it on Thursday night when I was getting over the migraine enough to want to read, but not to feel up to tackling something new. I also didn't feel like pulling out my current bus book and reading that, so Star Well got pulled off the shelf. I bought it some thirty years ago, and have read it often enough that it's probably a good thing that I committed the unspeakable crime against its paperback person of sticky-backed plastic. For those of you who've never heard of it, it's an sf comedy of manners that has by now delighted several generations of sf fans, even though it's been out of print in treeware for years. (Fortunately it is readily available as part of a legal ebook omnibus of the 3 published books in the series, either direct from the publisher or through Fictionwise.)
LibraryThing entry


Started but not yet finished:
The bus book started on Thursday was Ashes to Ashes by Lillian Stewart Carl, a book I bought several years ago because of a Blake's 7 connection (one of the main characters is an avatar). And I'm still on actor memoirs for my bedtime reading, having now started "My word is my Bond" by Roger Moore.

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Smallville - Pandora


So we finally learn what the Bad Future is like. And it's basically what you'd expect: the Planet building is in ruins; the good guys are either in internment camps or La Resistance; and Zod rules with an iron fist. There was an awesome shot of Clark's Blur top in rags on a flagpole, looking not dissimilar to this.

The idea that the Kandorians now get superpowers under a red sun is an interesting one (and is possibly intended as a reference to a non-Kryptonian incarnation of Zod from the comics). Although ... if Kryptonian science can do that, why not use it to give people superpowers on Krypton?

And it's kind of weird that the writers tie themselves in knots preventing Lois from getting any more clues as to Clark's duel identity (she never even learns there's a connection between the Kandorians and the Blur), when they're going to wipe her mind of the whole thing anyway.

Vet Visit

Bebber came home yesterday after a fight with some other cat. Missing his collar, but otherwise triumphant and cheerful. He curled up on the couch and snoozed until I got home. When he got up to go looking for food, we saw he was limping; on closer inspection, we found a long, wide gash on the back of his right hind leg.

After-hours vet called, cat stuffed in carrier, carrier stuffed in car, protesting cat in car hurtled down highway to after-hours clinic. He was drugged up, stitched up, and collared. Came out of the drugs faster than the vet expected him to, so got to go home rather than stay there overnight, but still. Poor guy didn't have a happy evening.

And then this morning he had to deal with eating, navigating, and cuddling with a cone in the way. There's something particularly sad about a cat discovering he can't fit under chairs or walk near the wall anymore. And it's a bit strange being whacked in the shins with a plastic collar every time your cat tries to head-butt you.

RIP: Alex Higgins

Alex Higgins has died, at the age of 61, and in a pitiable state. He was by all accounts mad, bad, and dangerous to know. Like that other renowned sportsman from the back streets of Belfast, George Best, he was ill-equipped to handle the fame and fortune his great talent brought him. He was a volatile, violent drunk who burnt through his winnings and died penniless. At his worst, he famously threatened to have his teammate Dennis Taylor shot during the World Team Cup.

None of which takes away the fact that it was indeed a rare and great talent, and one that through television brought joy to millions. The Hurricane was the living embodiment of the phrase "poetry in motion", and I regret that I never had the chance to see him play live. Snooker was his life and his death, and when he came to the table at the top of his form, what you were given was art at its finest. For all the shambles and emotional damage he inflicted upon himself and others, I think the world is a little better for his art having been in it these last forty odd years.

Rest in peace, Alex. You had little enough of it in life.

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July 24

Things that irritate me in modern music, part the nine zillionth

Since I'm having a moan about stuff anyway...

As mentioned in my last rant about an irritating song, they play Radio 1 in the BHF storeroom, where I'm often spending my day cataloguing the electrics before they go to Pat Testing. And Radio 1 seems play a lot of rap[1].

I'm not keen on rap. Never have been. I grew up in the eighties thinking "Yes, okay, they can talk in rhythm and maybe that's a bit clever, but it's not music". But there are several rap songs amongst the twelve records that comprise Radio 1's playlist, all day every day, which do feature someone singing. In each of them, in between the talking-guy gibbering about his amazing gangsta lifestyle (another reason I don't like them; what I can make out of the lyrics suggests they're seriously self-obsessed), there's a chorus by a female singer. They aren't usually anything amazing, but hey, at least they know what a tune is.

And if they're very lucky, they might get credited as "Featuring..." No, she's the one who's actually singing. The only time it's reasonable to have the name of the person who isn't singing first is if it's a novelty single and they're a comedian or fictional character. Most of the time the singer doesn't get credited at all (see above under "seriously self-obsessed").

Maybe it wouldn't irritate me as much if I wasn't already irritated by the actual genre. But I am and it does.

[1]Rap, drivel by people I assume won Britain's Got The X-Factor and maybe one decent song a month. This month's is that Scouting for Girls one about people who've won Britain's Got The X-Factor.

HS&S:WT short

Blimey, it's been a long time since I did one of these. Thought I'd better, though, to introduce them to the facebook people. It's worth mentioning that if I ever get enough of these, they're going in a book of their own.


Sergeant Terney heaved on the crowbar and pulled the lid off the last barrel. It, like the others was empty. "Shit," he muttered. "Oy! Kavnar! Your tip-off was bollocks!"

"Sorry, Sarge," the guardsman replied. "He's usually reliable."

"Yeah, yeah. Alright." He sighed. "Okay. Since it was your tip-off, you can break the news to the owner of this little lot."

"Right Sarge." The unfortunate guardsman trudged out to talk to the merchant who was fuming outside.

In anger, Terney kicked the empty barrel and turned to lean against its' neighbour. The whole City Guard had been on the trail of smuggled wine coming through the docks for some time now, and nothing had got them anywhere near stopping the flow, or finding those involved. The Heim division were doing their heads in, and running both the Day and Night watches ragged after leads, trails, clues and suspects, that always seemed to end up leading to nothing – and this one appeared to be even more unproductive than usual.

"Alright, you lot, start tidying this lot up. We'd better try and put it back as we found it. Though why anyone wants two score empty barrels is beyond me."

"How do we know they haven't had that wine in before?" asked a guard.

"Have a sniff of them," Terney gestured at the empty barrel he was leaning against. "None of these are more'n a few months old, and they've never had anything in them."

"There's something in this one," one of the guards called. "A note!"

"What?" Terney came over as quickly as he could. "Where?"

"There, wedged behind the top band."

Terney looked and saw the folded piece of paper, with the word HEIM scrawled on it. "Well, I'll be. The bastards are taunting us! They set this all up to waste our time, and they left a note to let us know it!" He reached in and roughly pulled it free. "Here's what I think of their bloody note!" He unfolded it to better tear it, and stopped. He goggled, and read the note again.

"Sarge?"

He swallowed, and hastily folded the note, tucked it into his armour. "This is … more important than we think," he managed. He shook himself and started barking orders. "Alright, get this lot cleared up! Felton, you're in charge. As soon as you're done, report back to the Guard House. I've got to take this to a Heim Captain right now, and you lot have got work to do, so move it!"

He left his men to it and hurried out. He went straight back to the Guard House as quickly as he could, and didn't stop to take any of his kit off before climbing the stairs. He knocked at the office door of the person he needed to see, and went in without waiting for an answer.

"Sergeant Terney! It's customary to wait for permission before-"

"He's contacted us."

There was a moment's silence. "You've had a message?"

Terney nodded. He pulled out the note and laid it on her desk."

"Yes, Captain. This was tucked inside one of the barrels me and my men took apart just now. You know, that tip-off?" The Captain nodded as she unfolded and read the note. "It must have been bloody hard to hide, tucked behind a band, inside a barrel. He must have been the source of the tip-off, he must've made us need to search it."

"I see. Did you read this note, Sergeant?"

"Yes." He shook his head. "But I don't understand it. I only know, it's him."

"And therefore, I needed to see it." She read the note aloud. "145 ALR, P, 1 ALN, 2, and a crude drawing of an owl. Signed Ander T and Lilith R"

"I know the names – my son, and that must be Lilith Rothsun – and the owl must mean 2 o'clock of the Night owl watch, but I don't know about the rest. It had 'Heim' written on the outside, so we wouldn't think it was rubbish and ignore it. I thought it was the smugglers, baiting us."

"Happily, it was not. It means, 145 Arten Logren Road, code P – which means success – one person to come alone at two in the morning."

"One person? I'll go!"

The Captain shook her head. "I'm sorry, Sergeant, you can't."

"But he's my son!"

"Yes, and because he's your son, I cannot allow you to go – you might make an emotional decision based on your relationship which could put the success of the mission in jeopardy, and I cannot stress just how important it is that this mission succeeds. It has be a Heim Officer that goes, anyway. I'm sorry."

"Yes, Captain."

"You can wait for him at Heim Headquarters, if you like. You'd have to arrive with me when I take this note there, and wait until I leave in the morning, in order to not let anyone in on your connection to this."

Sergeant Terney nodded. "I understand, Captain. When will you leave?"

"A few minutes after your men get back, which should be in a few minutes. You'll have to tell them something so as not to arouse their suspicions about why you're needed at Heim Headquarters."

"They know about the note."

She nodded. "Of course. Tell them I volunteered you for a sneak mission, and you need to go and be briefed."

"A sneak mission?"

"Yes – the note was bait left by the smugglers, and you've had enough of all these wild goose chases. So you're going to make noise in one place, while the Heim does things quietly in another, and you need to know how to pass on to us what you learn as quickly as you can. Understand?"

"A double-sneak. I understand. Don't worry, I'll be convincing."

"Good." The Captain smiled.


And, if you want to read the other parts (and the other short stories), here they are.

I will probably be posting another short story just before DWCon2010.