In today's log highlights: When I Got /Topiced. Probably a first, even on #afp, was getting topiced for entering the channel. It was shortly after deciding on the nick 'sanity'. Most people were used to it, but a certain dog wasn't. So when I entered the channel, the topic was changed to " *** sanity has joined channel #afp"...

14/12/2001
(after some thrown food and the shouting of "jerry jerry")
*** sand has set the topic on channel #afp to <michel> "today on Jerry Springer: foodfights on #afp

25/12/2001
(After someone added water to someone else's life in a jar)
*** Dianora has set the topic on channel #afp to <michel> oh look, it grows

21/1/2002
(Addition to the /topic, while talking about the delights of escargots - snails - and how they taste best)
*** St-Lemur has set the topic on channel #afp2 to <leah> But only Thomas can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it <ruthi> thank you for coming <sanity> I love it the French way ;-)

17/1/2002
(shortly after the "green nipples" discussion)
*** AdrianO has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> re james *nipples*

23/2/2002
(irc-ing from bed can have uncomfortable results when not putting the keyboard away when sleeping)
*** ruthi has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> qwerty-nipples

2/3/2002
(talking about the closet, but an obvious fish)
*** sand changes topic to '<sanity> sand: I sort of go in and out'

6/3/2002
(about melody using ladders to reach my window)
*** Melody has set the topic on #afp to <sanity> james: you'd need a long one. I think I'd notice someone putting that next to me

8/3/2002
(* sanity watches all the juggling and installs a sign "Circus #afp, tickets for sale now")
*** h_sukthan has set the topic on #afp to Circus #afp, tickets for sale now

(a slip of the keyboard...'twas the tongue, really) *** sand has set the topic on #afp to * sanity puts his thong back in his mouth'

11/3/2002
(Selling hugs but there was only interest when including Sam)
*** Feanor has set the topic on #afp to #afp --- sanity is now known as sam * sam hugs harsh <h_sukthan> Okay, this wasn't exactly what I was looking for

12/3/2002
(started of with remote control vibrating panties, which resulted in fishing for topics)
*** AdrianO has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> remote control vibrating fish?

17/3/2002
(" laughing should be banned...")
*** Angelic has set the topic on channel #afp to * Kincaid borrows Oli's nitro unit, and feeds sanity laffing gas * Martin chops some spring onions and garlic to go with it

(I only sneezed, during a cucumber conversation)
*** Kincaid has set the topic on channel #afp to <Rand-DAOC>ÝFlex : have you seen one of them go off? it spurts out it's seeds for yards. <sanity>Ýmy keyboard is all sticky now!

21/3/2002
(it involded maths, metrics, measurements of sam's sister and a low voice I put up)
*** sand has set the topic on channel #afp to <sam> michel: pervert <sanity> up my throat. HTH HAND

22/3/2002
(cannot be explained in one line. I'll just mention being frames, erecting a frame and not topicing that at that time)
*** KinkyWork has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> I'll use the erecting James another time

23/3/2002
(something about town names being silly and close together in an unfortunate way - but not pinpointable)
*** Dianora has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> rhys: pinpointing a little hanging willy is Evil, es. if it's blue

24/3/2002
(Were we talking about Russel Crowe or me? Can't remember)
*** Ali has set the topic on channel #afp to * sanity is manly looking. <Peter> I think it's the aura that he might be about to sweep you up in his hairy, manly arms and smell like a wet stoat.

04/04/2002
(just the general topics of #afp...)
*** dragon has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> penises, cleavages, chest waxing. #oh what a night

05/04/2002
(the first bit was already there, the last bit got nipples added when they were talking breasts again thighs)
*** dragon has set the topic on channel #afp to <james> goldfish != beer <sanity> ah, breasts again

Later on expended to: <james> goldfish != beer <sanity> ah, breasts again <amy> and as james said, extra bits <emily> leave 'em hanging!

Even later, it became: <sanity> ah, breasts again <amy> and as james said, extra bits <emily> leave 'em hanging! * Penfold goes to rectify the situation <sanity> freud!

(the next day, when the topic of salty water came up...)
*** Corinne has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> it also gets in your mouth, and leaves a horrible taste for the whole day :-( <james> oh, sorry.. I'd assumed it was a fish

13/4/2002
(the other bit was already there, /me was talking about a funny url, honestly)
*** Star_Fey has set the topic on channel #afp to <kimmi> my bed is bouncy <sanity> I've looked at it, resistance was futile * ruthi bounces with Kimmi in bed

17/4/2002
(ruthi was in Martin's pocket, just calling for a fish)

*** sand has set the topic on channel #afp to * sanity watches the big bump in martin's trousers <Martin> ooh, saucey

18/4/2002
(so, speaking of school time...)
*** paradox has set the topic on channel #afp to * sanity hasn't had biology for nearly 10 years

24/4/2002
(no comment)
*** sand has set the topic on channel #afp to <dragon> sanity a quicky then

29/4/2002
(I actually topiced the first bit....)
*** GuitarHuw has set the topic on channel #afp to * sand for once refrains from being horrible <ruthi> i did a Swede once... <sanity> and a fish too, ruthi! but I couldn't resist it

(The joys of killfiling)
*** james has set the topic on channel #afp to <h_sukthan> michel: One. affordable leather
(with /me changing it to * h_sukthan always thought he'd never have one <h_sukthan> michel: One. affordable leather)

9/5/2002
(erm...try to be decent, and then...)
*** AdrianO has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> we don't need genitals in the /topic! :-p <Ali> I've got about 6 or 7 different varieties growing on my balcony

16/5/2002
(especially because I had just set a *much* better topic :-p )
*** Roy has set the topic on channel #afp2 to <sanity> oi! no self-topicing!

20/5/2002
(so, what is pentecost?)
*** sand has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> yup, he has now gone down upon the apostles <St-Lemur> I'm not that hardcore. I'm agnostic.

22/5/2002
(colours in PC's)
*** dragon has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> "Let's put the Funk back in Funktional!"

12/6/2002
(quite obvious, really. all hardware sucks.)
*** sand has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> james: I thought the sucking hardware wasn't yet invented? * sanity thinks what this would mean for the pr0n industry

15/6/2002
(another affordable discussion)
*** dragon has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> inflatable can be many forms, as in various levels of inflation

15/6/2002
(someone watching Monty Python...)
*** Feanor has set the topic on channel #afp to * snow farts in sanity's general direction. * sanity has that on video, as everyone should have

20/6/2002
(but hit what? that is the question...)
*** labrat changes topic to '<michel> hit it harder? *g* <mwen> ah, that's better'

21/7/2002
(it was a bit of a fish...)
*** labrat has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> lab: that's okay, I don't have a rod actually

2/9/2002
(wax of Edam cheese)
*** Uwe has set the topic on channel #afp to <Sam> sanity: I don't eat it, I play with it

4/9/2002
(summink to do with servers)
*** GuitarHuw has set the topic on channel #afp to <dearg> Damn thing. Takes so long to come up I don't know if it will or not <dearg> sanity: You wait... when you're not expecting it...

16/9/2002
('bout meets, of course...)
*** sandriana has set the topic on channel #afp to * sanity would appreciate sand coming muchly :-(

19/9/2002
(just lost track, really)
*** paradox has set the topic on #afp to * sanity scrolls back to see where the sexual favours came from

3/10/02
*** dragon has set the topic on channel #afp to <sanity> the afp robotwars robot, fitted with a flame-retardent blanket

10/10/02
(admittedly, it was a setup)
*** Turtle has set the topic on channel #afp to * sanity may contain traces of nuts

22/10/2002
(don't dance on the table...)
*** Dianora has set the topic on channel #afp2 to <AdrianO> jedit: yep. I cut the leg away because sanity was dancing on it.

25/11/2002
(I was talking tits, actually)
*** Jedit has set the topic on channel #afp to <Liz> I think both of mine are fairly well liked by everyone <sanity> mine aren't

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